1. What is your best friend’s Mom’s name?
    Kathy.
    Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
    I only know about the triangle shit on my face.
    Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
    2nd grade but now that I look back she was kinda fat.
    Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
    Never made out.
    What body part do you wash first?
    My hair.
    Do you have any peircings?
    Nope.
    What’s the strangest talent you have?
    WISDOM AND INTELLECT. That aint’ even a talent wtf.
    Do you have an innie or an outtie?
    Innie.
    What’s your favorite flavored Pringles?
    Idk some cheese?
    What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
    I never got grounded.
    Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
    Yeah I do I got license and everything.
    How many times have you been cussed out?
    Maybe once.
    Which shoe do you put on first?
    The right shoe. Wait that was today in the car, idk.
    How old are you?
    14.

    Have you ever been to a gay bar?

    Yeah I go everyday.
    Did you french kiss before you were 16?
    nope.
    Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
    what the fuck is that?
    Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep?
    Myself. :)
    Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
    Nope.
    When is the last time you played the air guitar?
    Like yesterday.
    What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
    I.. DROVE A GIRL.
    Have you ever bitten your toenails? 
    wtf no. never will.
    How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
    Never gotten drunk bro.
    Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
    Fold.
    Have you ever been drunk at work?
    Nope.
    Do you want to bring sexy back?
    yeah.

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